PST-SUN Week 0 Extreme Low Effort Power Rankings
Aight, Hobo actually wrote a decently long power ranking (despite his opinions being terrible), so I’m obligated to make something. I’m lazy though, so we’re doing ABRIDGED POWER RANKINGS. Teams will be in 4 tiers, in rough order of best to worst (and by that I mean its in whatever order came out when I stared at the list and started grabbing teams). Each team will be accompanied by 5 words or less that describe my general thoughts about the players, their chances, or something else entirely. Opinions not to be taken seriously.
2ND OVERALL ITACHI TIER
PLAYOFF LOCKS
MAPPO: ITACHI EGO > INK DISBAND RATE
SHARINGAN: EVERYONE OWNS, IGNORE ASH WORDCLOUD
BSVSVJ: GAFSTACK, RYRK COACHIN FREAKINCHAIR, UNSTOPPABLE
JABINSKIZ: STAYLIN + MODERATELY COMPETENT PLAYERS
CLARE: LD2L OWNS, BIASED + WRONG PROBABLY
FATSLOTH: SLOTH + KEPLER OWN, IDC OTHERS
HOBO: 3 COMPETENT PLAYERS, UNLIKE OTHER TEAMS
MOCA: RATMAN VALUE >>>> MOCA HEROPOOL
2ND PICK ITACHI TIER
PROB PLAYOFFS, SOME QUESTION MARKS
FLYINGRETARD: FN MID POG, FN CARRY = ?????
ULTRAGUNNER: TOP 2 OWN, OTHERS EXCEPTIONALLY QUESTIONABLE
7:30: CAPTAIN PMA, WILL CONTROL FINITE
BBTM: TOP 3 DRAFT + LD2L BOMB DEPLOYED
SKATER: SKATER WILL WIN GAMES SOLO
DOOMCOW: WHOLESOME STACK + DOOMCOW GOD BLESS
GIVE UP DUDE: 109 = REFORMED, PLAYOFFS = SECURED
CRAP: CRAPDADDY + KABO + DERPY :BLOBMELT:
VEL: LEAST SHIT VEL TEAM EVER
ITACHI DISCORD PERSONA TIER:
LOTS OF QUESTION MARKS, COULD BE GOOD THOUGH
MEERKAT: GAMBLING THAT LUTZ IS GOOD
KALIVUNKKA: MAYBE HE GETS KUNKKA SOMETIMES
MANTIS: MANTIS TEAM WHO KNOWS MAN
STEVEN: FRIENDSTACK COOL BUT IDK MAN
JENNY: KILLUAS GOOD, ??? EVERYONE ELSE
AEOS: HINGES ON PHANTASMAL RUST
DEADPREZ: GOOD PLAYERS BUT WHO CARRIES
BURRA: MOST AVERAGE LOOKING TEAM EVER
CLUELESS: THEY DONT KNOW THEIR ROLES
LUCKY: BIRD VALUE AT 4000, ADRIAN COOL
POLO: POLO + 4 SUPPORTS, DRAFT DERAILED SOMEWHERE
STAREND: MOCKINGBIRD YIKES, STILL OK LOOKING
ITACHI VS. CLARE MID TIER
PEPOCHRIST
KHILLASAURUS: REVISE RD2L CAPTAIN STANDARDS MAYBE
STONEDSPIRIT: IDK PPLE THEREFOR TRASH
JIVEE: AUG PEPEHANDS
BOX: STILL BETTER THAN BOX BLOGS
MAXIMUS: PERSONALITY CONFLICTS IMMINENT
SPIDEZ: ALL MID PLAYERS WHAT HAPPENED???
LEMONARDO: 2 ACTUAL CHIMPS ON TEAM YIKES
CHARLES: 3 ACTUAL CHIMPS ON TEAM YIKES
JONSQUID: DID HE PICK W/ A DARTBOARD?
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I’ll be back to regularly scheduled unabridged content next week with match predictions. Hopefully a few teams disband by then — if you’re gonna sperg out on your team, please do it sooner rather than later, thanks.
-Treebeard